So it's that time of year again where the NHL pre-season (and it is literally a pre-SEASON. Like players in the NFL bitch and complain about having 4 games for their pre-season. The NHL has 8 pretty much meaningless games to "warm up" for the season, which in fact that all it does is create pre-season superstars whom fans orgasm over touting as the next big thing (see Shirokov, Sergei) only to see them fall flat on their face come the regular system. Or if a team goes 8-0 or 7-1 or 6-2 and fans of those teams are all like "ZOMG, WE DA BEST, CUP IS OURS!!!!!!! *drool*" until they realize come regular season that their team is still the Florida Panthers and proceed to go and cry in a corner, but then that would imply that fans in Florida care and that's just wrong. So basically the NHL pre-season is a place where NHL fan's dreams are crushed unless your a Florida Panthers fans in which they do not have dreams because they still do not realize they have a hockey team.) gets started up and we get to see which new players are trying to make our beloved Canucks. Here are some players you should keep your eye on as the pre-season rolls along.
Cody Hodgson: Duh. The 2008 draft pick has yet to make an impact in the NHL due to a variety of reasons most notably his infamous back injury, the glut of centers on the big club and the fact that Alain Vigneault aka "Crusher of rookies and Keith Ballard's hopes and dreams" still "coaches" the Canucks. However Hodgson has a real chance to shine this pre-season as Ryan Kesler is unfortunately still recovering from off season hip surgery and the second line center position is up for grabs. If Hodgson can show he can produce with no wingers like Kesler did last year; and seriously, have you seen the line Hodgson will be playing on in the first pre-season game? Duco and Fedoruk? Like WTF? Anyways, fact is, Hodgson is on a short leash when it comes to Canucks fans and there is going to be no better chance for him then now and he has to seize it.
Keith Ballard: I know he's not really "new" but he basically is considering how little Vigneault played him and every time Vigneault did play him, a little part of Vigneault died inside; true story bro. Anyways the initial report from camp is that Ballard looks very good, which is good considering someone is going to have to step in the wake of Christian Ehrhoff leaving for, what he considers, his "best chance of winning the cup" which apparently resides in Buffalo. Insert your choice of "rofl," "lmao," or "WTF is dat boy smoking" here. Like Hodgson, this is going to be as good of a chance that Ballard has to prove to the coaching staff that he can handle the vigour's of top 6 defensemen in the Western Conference. I expect big things out of Ballard and lets just hope his confidence isn't as fragile as Sami Salo's body.
Jordan Schroeder: Like Hodgson, Schroeder, the Canucks 2009 1st round draft pick, hasn't made any kind of impact on the big club. After his collegian career ended, he had a short stint with the Moose in which he played very well and put up almost a point per game during the regular and post season. However last season was a rough one for Schroeds as he struggled through an injury plagued season with the Moose putting up 10 goals and 18 assists in 61 games while throwing up a -7 rating. By all accounts, Schroeder was not all that impressive during the prospect tournament in Penticton which is a little alarming considering he should be one of the players dominating that tournament due to his pro experience. However he has looked very good during the main camp so far, so the pre-season should give us a good understanding of where he is. If he does very well, don't be surprised if he's given a spot on the second line to start the season.
Darren Archibald: Here's one guy many Canucks fans (including myself) hope pans out. Signed last season as an undrafted free agent, Archibald was a man amongst boys last season in the OHL putting up 41 goals and 66 points in 61 games while splitting time between the Barrie Colts and Niagara Ice Dogs. At 6'3 210lbs, Archibald could be the power forward the Canucks have been searching for since Todd Bertuzzi. For a big man he has soft hands, is a decent skater and is not afraid to use his body and just be a prick out there (that's a good thing). He has been known to have a couple of discipline issues, but if he has a really good pre-season, we could be seeing him as a bottom 6 forward to start the season on the big club.
Mark Mancari: One of many Gillis signings this off season (yes bandwaggoners, Gillis was signing players much to your bewilderment) Mancari is also an intriguing guy to follow. At 6'4 225lbs, Mancari is a big guy who has a very hard shot (one the AHL hardest shot competition with a shot that registered at just over 102 mph), toughness and offensive skill as he put up 32 goals and 64 points with the Buffalo Sabres AHLMancari never got a shot with the big club. However he should get every shot this pre-season to crack the bottom 6 of the Canucks and at just 26 years of age, still has time to prove himself as an everyday NHLer.
Steve Pinizzotto: Another one of Gillis's free agent signings, Pinizzotto is a career AHLer who's a tough guy/grinder who's not offensively incompetent. Pinizzotto put up 17 goals, 42 points and 178 PIMs in 68 games for the Washington Captials AHL affiliate, the Hershey Bears. He's a scrappy agitator who can chip in on offense and is pretty good at penalty killing. Had something like 7 short handed goals last season and I don't care if that's against AHL competition, that's damn impressive. It'll be interesting to see if he gets a shot at a 4th line job because as much as the Canucks brass will put on the front that they think their toughness is just fine, you know that they'll still be looking for more grit on that 4th line and Pinizzotto could fit that bill.